HOW TO BE A SOCIAL SUCCESS-- You can't bottle stuff like this!
Wednesday, June 15, 2011 at 5:29PM 
I love vintage social manners tracts. I’ve replicated the entire brochure as I want to share the complete intoxicating experience of the read.
As if the BEFORE & AFTER graphics weren’t enough, let’s walk you through this straight line to sobriety.
Not that any of this is incorrect informative-- especially for “Today’s Teens." But it’s the juxtaposition of achieving SOCIAL SUCCESS by avoiding the “Catch” (Numbered 1 through 4,) if you’re still bleary eyed from last night’s binge. Or that last really, really Gay Tony telecast. (And how is Gay Tony? I meant to ask...)
Talk about driving you to drink! (But don’t drink & drive!)
“Know where to stop before you start.” Always good advice.
Now if someone would just tell that to MY bartender!
Danny Alias. Copyright WDMS, 2011
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