HOARDER OR COLLECTOR: TAKE THE QUIZ OR TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE  
10 Simple Questions That Could Save a Helpless Mayonnaise Jar

PREFACE:  Hoarding is a serious illness and the questionable questions that follow are not meant to diminish this disorder.  If there’s an upside (sorry), they offer a perfect cover for the truly crazy collectors-- Sally, myself and too many of our friends to name without a subpoena… and even then… only maybe.

This Quiz is neither scientific nor informative, but it doesn't really matter to you since you still have boxes to unpack somewhere.  The fact is, we are not here to judge. 

Actually, we take that back.  Yes, yes, we are here to judge— just as you are.  To judge and have your opinion. To make your voice heard. Just not too loudly.  To let us know what you think. But don’t be overly general.

Let start to Quiz, shall we?

What of your compulsive, acquiring habits? 

Your COLLECTING vs. HOARDING status? 

Pencils (mouse) ready?  Off into the dumpster you go: