Some of these make sense and some beget more questions but in the end, they make me think. And thinking can only end up one way and that's with a headache.

An early tv shoot at NBC produced few smiles and much griping. Hey! I said, Mommy loves you but your ass'll be taking the bus home if you don't smile for the cameras! And look like you're happy.....or else I'll pull a Shirley McClaine in Postcards From The Edge and that means a wig and lots of vodka in my milkshakes!!!!!

One of life's great and most perplexing challenges.......The Thighmaster. An exercise tool/shortcut I could never do without. Though many try, few succeed. But it's worth the sweat and it's fun to yell - DAMN I love my Thighmaster!

Reasons why Sally is as Sally does.

The beasts who love me and I them.